Adeeehhhh... Ekceli aku ada nak update skali tu lupa lak....
Nanti dah ingat aku edit n type lah ekkk.
Ni bukan lawak ari Jumaat tau... Ni bebetul kejadian..
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Hari ni nak crite pasal kecantikan dan keanggunan...
Hmmmm.... why I want to write about this? because I've received a lot of remarks about me from other people and mostly strangers I should say. They said I am YOUNG, YOUNG and YOUNG... (pernah gi antar anak aku gunting rambut so this chinese lady said in Mandrin to the hairdresser.. cheng chong cheng chong.. young parent.. cheng chong cheng chong.. young lor...) ok aku tau korang mesti rasa macam nak tampar muka aku kan kan kan... but face the facts ok!! that's what PEOPLE say.. it's not that I say it ok!!! ORANG LAIN YANG CAKAPPPPP!!
Kenapa I look young, YOUNG, young and YOUNG? Because... wa pakai SUSUK!! (NAK MAMPOOSSSSSS!!!! mati aku bangun semula nak suruh sapa kluarkan susuk nanti?? Korang berani kluarkan? Belum mati.. dah tersiksa jiwa raga menghadapi sikaratulmaut.. NAK CARI MAUT KE PE??) tak lahhhh.... akak tak pakai pun menda tu.. DOSAAAAA... Penjagaan serba serbi dari remaja adalah penting... seperti mencuci muka dengan betul. Pakai masker and also put on the eye gel... sudah diamalkan dari remaja. Bila diamalkan dari remaja dan menjadi rutin so our face pun tak dimakan usia because kita VAIN kan kan kan...
Yeah.. in other words I'M VAIN!! My other half pun dah kene tempias jadi VAIN POT! Believe it or not... he also use masker, scrub dan juga bebaru ni dia pakai eye gel gak.
So my advice to all... amalkan penjagaan muka yang sempurna OK!! Zest tu memang tak leh dielakkan tapi put the proper ointment to clear it out.. jangan picit kang abis muka jadi bulan sopak sopek sana sini.. wakakakaaa.. errkkk...
Hmmmm.... why I want to write about this? because I've received a lot of remarks about me from other people and mostly strangers I should say. They said I am YOUNG, YOUNG and YOUNG... (pernah gi antar anak aku gunting rambut so this chinese lady said in Mandrin to the hairdresser.. cheng chong cheng chong.. young parent.. cheng chong cheng chong.. young lor...) ok aku tau korang mesti rasa macam nak tampar muka aku kan kan kan... but face the facts ok!! that's what PEOPLE say.. it's not that I say it ok!!! ORANG LAIN YANG CAKAPPPPP!!
Kenapa I look young, YOUNG, young and YOUNG? Because... wa pakai SUSUK!! (NAK MAMPOOSSSSSS!!!! mati aku bangun semula nak suruh sapa kluarkan susuk nanti?? Korang berani kluarkan? Belum mati.. dah tersiksa jiwa raga menghadapi sikaratulmaut.. NAK CARI MAUT KE PE??) tak lahhhh.... akak tak pakai pun menda tu.. DOSAAAAA... Penjagaan serba serbi dari remaja adalah penting... seperti mencuci muka dengan betul. Pakai masker and also put on the eye gel... sudah diamalkan dari remaja. Bila diamalkan dari remaja dan menjadi rutin so our face pun tak dimakan usia because kita VAIN kan kan kan...
Yeah.. in other words I'M VAIN!! My other half pun dah kene tempias jadi VAIN POT! Believe it or not... he also use masker, scrub dan juga bebaru ni dia pakai eye gel gak.
So my advice to all... amalkan penjagaan muka yang sempurna OK!! Zest tu memang tak leh dielakkan tapi put the proper ointment to clear it out.. jangan picit kang abis muka jadi bulan sopak sopek sana sini.. wakakakaaa.. errkkk...
Monday, January 26, 2009
Do you wear thong?
Korang klau tido malam (question to all the ladies eh).. korang pakai pyjamas ke? kain batik ngan t-shirt ke? baju butterfly ke? sluar slack ngan t-shirt ke? baju batik trus ke? atau atau atau.. lingerie?
As for me... I ALWAYS put on... bermudas (3 for $10 kat pasar malam tu kan) and tank top... itulah my nighties... seronok tido pakai gitu.. berangin je satu badan.. wakakakaaaa..
Wa klau pakai baju butterfly ke, baju batik long dress tu ke.. atau long nitedress kan.. siap lah naik sampai ke pinggang baju tu... yeee expose smua.. jgn tanya aku macam mana dress tu leh jadi gitu aku pun tak tau.. hahahahaa. Tak reti nak pakai baju gegitu.. then klau ada tetamu overnite kat rumah aku ni (yg slalu overnite sini in-laws aku lah kan.. biras dan juga ipar duai...) so no chance to wear tank top.. terpaksa pakai t-shirt and long pants (batik... errkkk) pastu aku make sure on ac punya.. klau tak berpeluh sehh tak leh tido malam.
So all the ladies out there... change ur attire.. wear shorts, boxers, bermudas and tank top for your nighties... bestttttt.. berangin jeeee..
P/S: errkk title tu kan ekceli I rcvd an email fm a long long long lost fren (lelaki lah... erk si si sinun tu lah.. hint to those yg tau.. MUALLAF) so I replied to him "Yes, I do!! Why? Are you horny?" jawapan cari nahas kan kan kan.. wakakakaaaaaa pastu dia reply balik.. can we meet up? Wa trus delete email dia.. hahahaaaa
As for me... I ALWAYS put on... bermudas (3 for $10 kat pasar malam tu kan) and tank top... itulah my nighties... seronok tido pakai gitu.. berangin je satu badan.. wakakakaaaa..
Wa klau pakai baju butterfly ke, baju batik long dress tu ke.. atau long nitedress kan.. siap lah naik sampai ke pinggang baju tu... yeee expose smua.. jgn tanya aku macam mana dress tu leh jadi gitu aku pun tak tau.. hahahahaa. Tak reti nak pakai baju gegitu.. then klau ada tetamu overnite kat rumah aku ni (yg slalu overnite sini in-laws aku lah kan.. biras dan juga ipar duai...) so no chance to wear tank top.. terpaksa pakai t-shirt and long pants (batik... errkkk) pastu aku make sure on ac punya.. klau tak berpeluh sehh tak leh tido malam.
So all the ladies out there... change ur attire.. wear shorts, boxers, bermudas and tank top for your nighties... bestttttt.. berangin jeeee..
P/S: errkk title tu kan ekceli I rcvd an email fm a long long long lost fren (lelaki lah... erk si si sinun tu lah.. hint to those yg tau.. MUALLAF) so I replied to him "Yes, I do!! Why? Are you horny?" jawapan cari nahas kan kan kan.. wakakakaaaaaa pastu dia reply balik.. can we meet up? Wa trus delete email dia.. hahahaaaa
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I am "PINGPATPETPOT" clerk.
Bila sesapa pm je tanya apa pekerjaan wa yang sebenarnya... wa adalah KERANI.. ye saya adalah seorang KERANI "PINGPATPETPOT" (translation : Import-Export).
My job scope... typing typing typing... calling calling calling... scolding scolding scolding... begging begging begging... send docs to the bank or buyers (also known as purchasers) for MONEY MONEY MONEY come!! Bila money come then leh pay to sellers.
hahahaaaa... best gitu kan. Tapi kan.. montot dah melebar.. huuuwaaaaaawawawaaaa tak naaakkk.. (Nak kene eksesais montot kecut kecutkan bagi kecik leh kan kan kan??) bab tu totot panggil wa LEBAH!! (bila totot nak banje aku makan gado-gado lagi ni.. :(( huhuhu)
Ok ok back to my work scope.. ekceli I have to do the documentation for buyers to process lateron at their country for necessary to bring in the cargo/commodity to their country. We sold cargoes to South East Asia and mostly bought it from various countries. I have to type the invoice as to get the money from our buyer rite.. so there are two type of mode of payment - CASH AGAINST DOCUMENTS (CAD) or LETTER OF CREDIT (L/C). If the buyer is unreliable (I mean kita tak kenal sangat tentang situasi/kondisi kewangan diorg kan) we tell them to issue Letter of Credit. Letter of Credit ni issued by the buyers bank. Kira buyers suruh bank bayar dulu klau documents are in order lah. Letter of Credit ni memacam benda tertera kat situ. It's just a piece of paper buuuutttttttttt I have to ensure that all docs comply with the LC terms. No typo error, no mistake and ensure " , " ke "!" (adehh tak leh lupa seh sorg kawan ckp "line then dot" wakakakaaa.. wa mcm errrrr.. at last tau gak apa kebenda..hahahaa.. EXCLAMATION beb..) mesti tertera gak kat docs. Klau hilang ke benda tu or typo error ke or mistake ke buyer can reject docs and refuse payment!! Abih klau diorg refuse payment aku kene bayar company?? tu sebab aku bersungguh buat kerja kalau kene ikut L/C ni. Alhamdulillah.. my docs negotiated clean... Buyers bayar dengan segera. Kalau Cash Against Docs pun klau boleh tak leh ada mistake lah tapi setakat typo error skit tu aku tutup je mata lantak hantar kat buyer.. dapat gak lah payment dari diorg tapiiiiiiiii aku fax dulu suruh diorg bayar baru hantar original docs to them.. COMPANY'S POLICY.
I cannot give you a sample of the L/C here becaauuusseeee RAHSIA COMPANY tak leh tetayang... kang nanti competitor tau brapa harga kita jual hahahahaaaa...
Oklah kalau korang masih tak paham.. tanya ERA (Gagakhitamgurl) cos kita buat same thing.. documentation.. hahahaaa
My job scope... typing typing typing... calling calling calling... scolding scolding scolding... begging begging begging... send docs to the bank or buyers (also known as purchasers) for MONEY MONEY MONEY come!! Bila money come then leh pay to sellers.
hahahaaaa... best gitu kan. Tapi kan.. montot dah melebar.. huuuwaaaaaawawawaaaa tak naaakkk.. (Nak kene eksesais montot kecut kecutkan bagi kecik leh kan kan kan??) bab tu totot panggil wa LEBAH!! (bila totot nak banje aku makan gado-gado lagi ni.. :(( huhuhu)
Ok ok back to my work scope.. ekceli I have to do the documentation for buyers to process lateron at their country for necessary to bring in the cargo/commodity to their country. We sold cargoes to South East Asia and mostly bought it from various countries. I have to type the invoice as to get the money from our buyer rite.. so there are two type of mode of payment - CASH AGAINST DOCUMENTS (CAD) or LETTER OF CREDIT (L/C). If the buyer is unreliable (I mean kita tak kenal sangat tentang situasi/kondisi kewangan diorg kan) we tell them to issue Letter of Credit. Letter of Credit ni issued by the buyers bank. Kira buyers suruh bank bayar dulu klau documents are in order lah. Letter of Credit ni memacam benda tertera kat situ. It's just a piece of paper buuuutttttttttt I have to ensure that all docs comply with the LC terms. No typo error, no mistake and ensure " , " ke "!" (adehh tak leh lupa seh sorg kawan ckp "line then dot" wakakakaaa.. wa mcm errrrr.. at last tau gak apa kebenda..hahahaa.. EXCLAMATION beb..) mesti tertera gak kat docs. Klau hilang ke benda tu or typo error ke or mistake ke buyer can reject docs and refuse payment!! Abih klau diorg refuse payment aku kene bayar company?? tu sebab aku bersungguh buat kerja kalau kene ikut L/C ni. Alhamdulillah.. my docs negotiated clean... Buyers bayar dengan segera. Kalau Cash Against Docs pun klau boleh tak leh ada mistake lah tapi setakat typo error skit tu aku tutup je mata lantak hantar kat buyer.. dapat gak lah payment dari diorg tapiiiiiiiii aku fax dulu suruh diorg bayar baru hantar original docs to them.. COMPANY'S POLICY.
I cannot give you a sample of the L/C here becaauuusseeee RAHSIA COMPANY tak leh tetayang... kang nanti competitor tau brapa harga kita jual hahahahaaaa...
Oklah kalau korang masih tak paham.. tanya ERA (Gagakhitamgurl) cos kita buat same thing.. documentation.. hahahaaa
Friday, January 9, 2009
Pre 27Th Birthday Celebration...
Ok tonite I'm going out again with Amyra aka Aminah Binte Juynit.
As she'll be 27th (as she claim and I agreed!!!) this weekend so I'm giving her a treat today, tonite at BREEKS (again) at Ngee Ann City.
These were our orders... tiga main dish kita share pastu kekenyangan macam nak rak...wakakakaa... (grilled salmon, ribeye blackpepper and shrimp pasta)
Besday gal... Ms. Amyra aka Aminah Binte Juynit.... Happy "27th" Birthday!!!
Aku paling tak gemar bergambar bila dah abis makan.. muka mesti poyo nak tido... dedua menten senyum wakakakaa... gooosshhh we do look 26 and 27 ek.... (ckplah ayat nak kene pelempang.. wa pedulik apa!! KENYATAAN.. . sesapa komen tu tandanya JELES ngan kita... ngeh ngeh ngeh)
As she'll be 27th (as she claim and I agreed!!!) this weekend so I'm giving her a treat today, tonite at BREEKS (again) at Ngee Ann City.
These were our orders... tiga main dish kita share pastu kekenyangan macam nak rak...wakakakaa... (grilled salmon, ribeye blackpepper and shrimp pasta) 
Besday gal... Ms. Amyra aka Aminah Binte Juynit.... Happy "27th" Birthday!!!
Aku paling tak gemar bergambar bila dah abis makan.. muka mesti poyo nak tido... dedua menten senyum wakakakaa... gooosshhh we do look 26 and 27 ek.... (ckplah ayat nak kene pelempang.. wa pedulik apa!! KENYATAAN.. . sesapa komen tu tandanya JELES ngan kita... ngeh ngeh ngeh)No birthday cake lah kan... juz a kad for her... (eheksss... nasib pen tertutup pat nama tu....hehehehe)
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
Like Father... Like Son...
Well... both of them are accident prone... isshhh..
Father's story...
Kira ni imbas kembali lah ek...
1999.... kita dah beli rumah resale so kira nak bersihkan rumah sblum masuk lah kan. Rumah kita smua kipas ceiling.. then kipas tu berpusing dia tak sedar.. dia leh letak tangga kat bawah kipas konon nak nengok cornice ada abuk ke tak... baru naik skali "GEDEGUK" then darah meleleh-leleh.. masa tu aku tak de lah but abang dia ada ngan dia.. trus abang dia bawak dia gi spital.. kene 7 jahitan!!! haaaiiiizzz...
1999... dah kene kipas beberapa bulan lepas tu kan...had an accident.. hospitalised for a week and on crutches for 2 weeks.. adalah kene jahit kat kaki skit.. insurance claimed.. of course claim lah kan.. Alhamdulillah.. dapatlah aku renovate kitchen aku... heheheeee
dan jgn ckplah berapa kali aku kene bawak other half aku gi spital mana sesak nafas.. issshhhh..
Son's story...
2006... baru lahir je kene letak kat NICU 4 hari pasal tak cukup bulan lahir satu hal then blum pandai bernafas sendiri sepenuhnya...
2008... dalam bulan October.. dahi koyak terhantuk frame pintu masa gegurau ngan kakak dia.. tak anta spital jahit pun letak minyak je nasib tertutup... tapi bertanda lah dahi tu..
2008... 30 Dec.. bermain diplayground skali terjatuh (saya tak de cos saya keje so saya tak tau diorg gi playground.. without my knowledge ok!!!) tangan bengkak skit then ingat dah ok cos dia cergas sperti biasa.. tapi bila pengang lengan (elbow) dia ngadu sakit pastu "pelepuk" muka kita dia sebat.....hahahaaa.. so bawak gi spital KKH nak kepastian takut retak... x-ray.. bebetul retak.. dah kene simen.. so skrg ni tangan dah berbalut...
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!
Friday, January 2, 2009
BACK TO SCHOOOLLLLL....
Uiiissshh aku lak semangat berkobar-kobar siap suruh anak dara duorg tu tido awal.. aku pun sama gak tido awal kul 9:30pm dah tido....heheheee... Kunci jam... set alarm kat hp... kiasu?? No No I'm not like that... cos aku ni memang terkenal ngan KELAJAKAN kalau tido..hahahaaaa.. enuff said!!
So pagi tadi jam dah berbunyi kul 5am... tekan SNOOZE... hp berbunyi... tekan SNOOZE gak... pastu bunyi lagi.... OK OK I wake up!!!
Tak payah nak elaborate what I did this morning.... pastu aku kejut si anak dara tu bangun then bersiap dan sarapan segala semua diorg turun kat bawah blog kul 06:30hrs... Bas datang kul 06:40am.. aku nengok dari atas je.
Hari ni gi keje seperti biasa... malas tul rasa...
So pagi tadi jam dah berbunyi kul 5am... tekan SNOOZE... hp berbunyi... tekan SNOOZE gak... pastu bunyi lagi.... OK OK I wake up!!!
Tak payah nak elaborate what I did this morning.... pastu aku kejut si anak dara tu bangun then bersiap dan sarapan segala semua diorg turun kat bawah blog kul 06:30hrs... Bas datang kul 06:40am.. aku nengok dari atas je.
Hari ni gi keje seperti biasa... malas tul rasa...
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